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hey man…
hey,
dood your looking pretty swoll have you been working out?
uhh yeah! why you looking?
ohh no not like that man i mean no homo…ohhh no homo coooooooool

when you want to compliment a friend, nohomo
but you don’t want that friendship to end, no homo
to tell a dood just how you feel nohomo
just say nohomo so he knows the deal no homo
yo man you got a fresh style.no homo
and you know you got the best smile nohomo
your girlfriend is a lucky lady nohomo
with your looks you’d make a handsome baby nohomo
i like the way your soulders fill out that shirt nohomo
its hard to pullit off but you make it work nohomo
hey yo i kinda like your natural sent nohomo
hey i kinda like the musical rent nohomo
man i can’t decide who wore it best nohomo- —

i admitted im a fasionesta nohomo
and i know everyline of mr pizza nohomo

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this one goes out from the bottom of our hearts, to the most important lady in our lifes, its time to pay some respect, i hope your proud of us, cuz were proud of you. mama you raised me right showed me for life. thru painted stripes, you gave us life. when i fell down you were the one to pick me up. when i fell back you were there to build me up. gave everything you had in the world for me. and you made me the man i'm supposed to be. even tho i dont say it offen enough, i appricate everything you did for us. never take it for graudted cuz it ant hard to see the best parts of you are now apart of me. and it was cold outside you kept us warm and held us down.
"-mom: hi boys who wants a snack?"
"mom get out were in the studio"
"-mom: just checking on my guys."
"were making a track you idoit!"
"just leave go!!"
"-mom:oh okie doke"
"you suck mom!!"
you're my one true love. my heart my mom. showing respect in the form of this song. so when life gets hard and, it makes you cry, ill always be there to wipe the tear for your eye. my moms my number one fan my best friend and, ill never disrespect my mom.
mom
"-mom:i know you said your not hungry but i made ants on a log."
"get the fuck out!"
"go!"
"mom: now hows your little club going?"
"it's not a club its a rap group."
"-mom: well ill leave these hear anyways and eat them if you want.
"fine!
"go to hell mom!"
she's an angel on earth with invisible wings. i put no one above in summer, winter or spring or fall.
"-mom: have you guys seen the remote?
ahh
ahh
"leave us alone"
"fuck you mom"
"leave us alone"
"i hope you fucking die!"
"mom-watch it.
jump in frount of a bullet if it would save my mom.
you got a gun going bullet cuz you will never see harm.
"mom- never mind i found it.
(crashing noises)
god damn it.
oh my god.
shut the door you asshole
dale: laura everything okay?
shut the fuck up dale
mom: hey be nice to dale
fuck dale
i cant believe you have sex with that guy.
this goes out to all the mammas trying to protect there kids from drama. love blah blah blah. now matter what they say im buei

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The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain Lyrics and Video (Ft. Snoop Dogg)

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turtle neck n’ chain (x3) (sippin’ on a light beer) – (x2)
my turtleneck fat and my chain so thin,
n’ im sippin’ light beer, n my crew right here
chain razor thin like beer in my cup,
and my sweater on turtle with the neck on buff
huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
beer light all night, stand up get dizzy
light cup, beer drink, thin so chain, neck turtle fat, man i won’t say it again
turtle neck n’ chain (x3) (sippin’ on a light beer)
turtle neck (check) with another on deck
incase i spill something on it (like some light beer, yeah)
we be braggin’ bout who’s chain the thinnest
turtle neck thicker than delta burse women in the guinness (now bear with me)
but they can’t see my chain,
metal so thin it dissolve when it rains
got more chains than the snow patrol
everyone razor thin like an insect stripper pole
turtle neck n’ chain (x3) (sippin’ on a light beer)
chain so light when police roll by, i made it flow (i made it flow)
and my beer so light you could see right through it, like a ghost
and i also wear turtle necks
sweaters swallowing my chain like it’s stuck in the couch
looking like cookie mother floss in this mouth
find me coolin’ on the corner sippn’ light beer foam
you can tell by my turtle neck and chain that i bone
t-turtleneck, light beer n’ a thin ass chain, n’ that’s it (x2)

-snoop dogg-

the rabbit kicked the bucket, dog said f**k it,
get my 2 step on, with my turtle neck on
thin ass chain, like beer in my glass
mackin at the bitches, the ones with the ass
girl you know it’s true, tell me what it do
oh you like my style, say you like my crew
say you wanna’ be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best (x2)
so i guess your dress, no stress, stayin’ fresh as my bandana
ima crook, so my look, ima game go getta
the fatter the puppy, get the fluffy, get the bigger the turtleneck,
the more gangster it is

turtle neck n’ chain (x3) (sippin’ on a light beer)
turtle neck n’ chain (x3) (sippin’ on a light beer)

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aye yo, new lonely island, 2011
let’s get ‘em kiv!
aye yo my dick don’t work, that shit is soft as a pillow
my girlie lookin’ at me like “you for real dude?”

aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! yo tell ‘em andy!

i think there might be something wrong with my dick
it’s like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can’t fill a rubber.

aye yo come on man, this is lonely island, people are countin’ on us, i gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! whoo!

aye yo i think i broke my dick in the sink
it’s so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin’ rugby.
hold up hold up, this is serious, kiv let ‘em know!
yo for real though, i suffer from stinky dick.
every time i take a piss it smells just like shit.
haha yeah that’s what i’m talkin’ ’bout! andy show ‘em how it’s done!

my dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.

lonely island! grammy nominated, yea! hit ‘em again!

yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
i was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
we make too much money for this shit, murder music!
i shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt
hit em! straight crept when i slept and stuck a laxative up..
suppository music! whatchy’all know about incontinence?!
i got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, jeah!
it wasn’t from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
what?! motherfucker got horse blood! what y’all got?

i write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
got cgi garfield lickin’ marmaduke’s nuts
whoo! i would like to see that! this is that garfield sex music! now ya’ll just showin off! preach!
i got a friend named reggie who lives down at the dump
every other week i swing by and bring him some lunch
oh!! now that just sounds nice!
ima call it right there, game over motherfuckers!
lonely island, we started this fake rap shit! the world needs us!

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Do The Creep : The Lonely Island

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When you’re out at a club and you see a fly girl
do the creep (haaaa)
do the creep (haaaa)
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet
It’s real easy to do and it’s called the creep
Let your hands flop round like a marionette
Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin’ your neck
Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper
When you see a country bitch laying out at the beach
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)
And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree
do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

I was six years old when I started creeping
My parents took it to their room and I started peeping
Can you imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed

And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born
Get popping out of momma like some chemical(?)
And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking
Cause I came clean and I came out creeping

When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room
Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room
As they dis-robed I was oogling and oggling
Little did they know that for me they was modelling
And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha
And they would dance la la la la lalala-laaa
So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers
Don’t sleep, come and get ya creep on with me

Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding
do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

But when you sneek into a wake and you see a beefcake
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

When the judge is a hottie and you can’t control ya body
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

So get ya knees flexin’ and your arms T-rexin’
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

And don’t forget to smile.

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I Just Had Sex : The Lonely Island

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(Andy Samberg)

Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!)
You don’t know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!)
You just gotta sing

(Akon)

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my pen-s inside of her (Her)
I just had se-ay-ee-ex
And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin’-sex ways of the past

(Samberg)

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my pen-s (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest

(Jorma Taccone)

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin’, it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my pen-s felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

(Samberg)

Oh, hey, didn’t see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)

I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my pen-s inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world

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To be honest, I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn’t really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain’t one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life

I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
‘Cause honestly, I’d have sex with a pile of manure
With that lyricsmusicvideo.blogspot.com in mind, a soft, nice-smellin’ girl’s better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

So this one’s dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you’re near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin’ us fuck you

She kept lookin’ at her watch (Doesn’t matter, had sex!)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn’t matter, had sex!)
I think she might’ve been a racist (Doesn’t matter, had sex!)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)

I just had sex (Ay)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had se-e-ex (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (We all had sex!)
A woman let me put my pen-s inside of her
I just had se-ay-ee-ex (I just had sex)
And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin’-sex ways of the past

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